I can appreciate a good lunatic. The work of people like Jack Chick, David Icke, and even more subtle, dignified crazies like Art Bell can be incredibly entertaining if you limit the dosage and approach them from the right mindset. A few years ago, I was introduced to
The Open Scroll Blog, which might just be the Holy Grail of insanity. I don't read the blog regularly because I'm pretty sure the result would be similar to reading from the Necronomicon, but I keep it in my newsfeed and occasionally check in when I'm in the mood for some quality WTF. If you're familiar with the work of religious nut Texxe Marrs, who sees Satanic imagery in everything form Girl Scout merit badges to Yoda, you can think of Marrs as OSB lite. Where Marrs merely notes that Star Wars is occult indoctrination because Yoda's ears look like devil horns or whatever, the Open Scroll Blog people (the site lists two contributors) "decode" a vast, multi-layered universe of hidden meaning in even the simplest of things. For example, their decoding of
Ke$ha's "Crazy Kids" video is a SEVEN-part series, and the blog entries aren't exactly short. It's a very dense crazy. What do they find when they decode these things? From what I can tell, mostly signs of the apocalypse, secret Illuminati symbols, and lots of magical buttsex. Check it out, but be sure to turn away if you hear Cthulhu stirring.
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